Skip to content

Some of my enlightening email.

October 28, 2010

 

A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, 
I pray for a man who’s not a creep, 
One who’s handsome, smart and strong. 
One who loves to listen long, 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. 
I pray he’s rich and self-employed, 
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed. 
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. 
Massage my feet and help me stand. 
Oh send a king to make me queen. 
A man who loves to cook and clean. 
I pray this man will love no other. 
And relish visits with my mother. 


 A MAN’S POEM:
 
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with 
  big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, 
  and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This 
  doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

 

From → Uncategorized

Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: